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Poster 1: Fact x is true.

Poster 2: Is Fact x true?

Poster 3: RTMFT
RTMFT by lardonis January 6, 2011
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synonym for Reverse. Titty. Fuck. Tea. Bag. Drop...

enough said.
rtftbd by Alejanro the Great February 5, 2010
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RMFT stands for Roll Mutha' Fuckin' Tide
We just donkey stomped on Auburn...RMFT!

You're in some arbitrary location, perhaps a foreign country, you see someone with an Alabama shirt on, so you yell "Roll Mutha' Fuckin' Tide" or just "RMFT" for short.
RMFT by bamaslamma December 9, 2008
Read The Fucking Thread. For use in messageboards when someone posts before reading up on the conversation in a thread.
B: But wouldn't that be Fascism?
S: Dude, we already cleared that up, RTFT.
rtft by Scott March 29, 2005
Roll on my fucking time.

A Royal Navy expression uttered in times of stupid orders or situations. Basically, it is wishful thinking on the utterers behalf that he will soon be out of the Navy.
Petty Officer: "You there, repaint the bulkhead a different colour."

Sailor, (under his breath): "Romft
romft by Peter Couch November 7, 2004
ROLL MOTHERFUCKING TIDE ON THAT ASS!
"Alabama won the Iron Bowl! RMFTOTA!"
RMFTOTA by .Big Al. November 27, 2009
read the mutha-fuckin qestion
"you can rtfq all u want but in some question it is mandatory to rtmfq!!!" said the 'expert'
rtmfq by Oliviasun December 24, 2007
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