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Only relevent on IRC (Internet Relay Chat), referring to one who asks a question that is plainly answered in the topic.
RTFT by vellox September 5, 2003
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RTFT • Rtftt • rtftbd • RTFTC • rtftgg • rtfto
synonym for Reverse. Titty. Fuck. Tea. Bag. Drop...

enough said.
That girl got RTFTBDed last night.
rtftbd by Alejanro the Great February 5, 2010
Rtftgg
rtftgg by Uyhfhbubvy October 23, 2020
Acronym for "Read The Fucking Top Comment"
Top comment on an article: "This headline is a little sensationalized, for the following reasons..."

Another comment: "Argh big brother is killing innocent puppies!!!1"
Reply: "RTFTC"
RTFTC by cathexis September 30, 2011
Rip Their Fucking Tits Off
"their boobs are too big!", "lets RTFTO then"
rtfto by funnnnnnnnnny shit October 14, 2011
When your friend is so cool that they know what this means 😎💅🏼
Hannah is so cool and she knows what Rtftt means
Rtftt by Penguin889 December 29, 2020
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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murderhobo 

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