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ROFLMMFAO 

Rolling on the floor laughing my motherfuckin' ass off. This one has 2 M's not one.
That's so funny, I'm ROFLMMFAO
ROFLMMFAO by Giovanni Mann November 23, 2007

roflmmfao 

rolling on the floor laughing my mother fuckin' ass off
n00b-"whoops I fragged myself"

ShowtimE-"RoFlMmFaO"

ROFLMMFAOATWTGDC 

Rolling On Floor Laughing My Mother Fucking Ass Off All The Way To God Damn Canada. To use when you're in the mood to sound like a total imbecile while confusing all of humanity at the very same time. Woohoo! You can now make even more of a fool out of yourself! For BEST confusing effect, don't define the confusing chain of letters for your totally clueless friends/acquaintances/enemies/lonely mimes.
Oh my god! That was SOOO friggin' funny! ROFLMMFAOATWTGDC!!!!! Ah-hah-hahaha!!

roflmmfaoadtndn

rolling on the floor laughing my motherfucking ass off and disturbing the next door neighbors
Lady Aston: If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea.

Winston Churchill: If you were my wide, I'd drink the tea.

Lady Aston: roflmmfaoadtndn! NOT.

ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPMWHTB 

Longest word for laughing Posted by D.j.G of the Bahamas
Meaning

rolling over the floor laughing my motherfucking ass off to the point of hyseria and i pee myself while having trouble breathing
Tim: Dude u gatta watch Dave Shapel
John: I already did it had me ROFLMMFAO2POHAIPMWHTB

roflmmfaowsajc 

An exhorbantly long acronym which means, im laughing. often used in sarcasm.
Rolling on floor laughing my mother fucking ass off while screaming (or shouting) about Jesus Christ
Bob: Listen to this clever joke: <insert clever joke that is actually terrible>
Sentient Life: roflmmfaowsajc... moron
roflmmfaowsajc by Mizarc September 14, 2003
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A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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