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rolling on the floor laughing while eating waffles
Guy1:Man these waffles are mad good

Guy2: ROFL. are u ROFLWEW?

Guy1: Naw im totally eating them at the table
ROFLWEW by taylor mcconnelll January 19, 2009
Related Words

roflwabbo 

rolling on the floor laughing with a book bag on
*coming home from school watching Full House season 1 on the iphone*

roflwabbo!
roflwabbo by mattypVA April 7, 2009

ROFLWSMOJAOP 

rolling on the floor laughing while spilling my orange juice all over the place.
ROFLWSMOJAOP!!
ROFLWSMOJAOP by ROFLWSMOJAOP January 3, 2010

Unlawful Roflwaffle

When someone unjustly uses the word "roflwaffle."
Cory: Nah, I can't play WoW today, my dad died.
Jordan: ROFLWAFFLE!
Cory: Dude, that's an unlawful roflwaffle...
Unlawful Roflwaffle by C.R. March 2, 2008
"Rolling On The Floor Laughing With You Inside Me"

ROFLWUIM is an extremely creepy acronym used while flirting via instant messaging, texting and other non-verbal communication methods by females and or gay males, in most cases after a joke is told by the person being flirted with.

Like its parent acronym - ROFL, ROFLWUIM can be combined with other acronyms or expanded by adding additional letters.
ROFLMAOWUIM - Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off With You Inside Me

ROFLWUIMWESWTFBBQ- Rolling On The Floor With You Inside Me Whilst Eating Steak and What The Fuck Barbecue Sauce

Guy: "(insert hilarious joke)"
Flirtygurl57: "You're so funny and cute XD. I want to ROFLWUIM"
Guy: "noice"
Roll On Floor Laughing While Jacking Off. This occurs when an extremely hot bitch tells you a funny joke. You cannot resist to laugh, and you have the urge to jack off. For females this turns into ROFLWFO, Roll On Floor Lauging While Fingering Oneself
Eric: Dude that hot bitch told me a joke, i totally ROFLWJO.
Brandon: Haha, did she ROFLWFO too?
Eric: Yeah then we had butt sex
Brandon: OMG
ROFLWJO by eric517707 August 10, 2010
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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