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ROTFLWALBOPCO 

ROTFLWALBOPCO: Rolling On The Floor Laughing With A Little Bit Of Pee Coming Out
Beyond the point of LMAO and ROFL.
When you’ve lost all train of thought, all senses and you can no longer control your bladder while simultaneously growing a 6-pack from the strain your stomach muscles are under.

Most only achieve ROTFLWALBOPCO only once in their lives.
Is mainly used in texting, but you’re welcome to try pronounce the abbreviation.
When texting only: ‘That was so funny I genuinely went ROTFLWALBOPCO’
Related Words

roflwaho 

Rolling on the floor laughing with a hat on
Saz and Lee were sat chilling with the still in Lee's living room (listening to some quality dance tunes and eating Chicken Tikka Masala) when suddenly, Saz's head exploded! Lee couldn't help himself and screamed, "OMG! I'm roflwaho right now!!" And in a fit of hysterics, he proceeded to take to the floor and roll precariously, accompanied by his new hat.
roflwaho by grassmonkey March 7, 2009

roflwagon 

An alteration of "rofl" created by the greatest CSS player of all time NoobasaurusRexos33
"That movie with the myspace chick made me ride in the roflwagon."
roflwagon by nooobbbiiieee April 12, 2008

ROFLWANCOT 

Rolling On The Floor With A Nice Cup Of Tea.

Natural English extension of the common ROFL acronym, though not accompanied by laughter.
"Simpkins! ... goodness, what ARE you doing man?"
"ROFLWANCOT"
ROFLWANCOT by SAMMO April 16, 2014

Roflwagon 

A vehicle transporting 2 or more nerds.
Man, I can't believe we're going to this party rollin the roflwagon son.
Roflwagon by Zack Alv March 26, 2008

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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