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ROFLwagen 

ROFLwagen is a type of volkswagen and VW owner. Someone who never takes anything too seriously. ALWAYS has fun. ALWAYS works hard. ALWAYS willing to help out other ROFLwagen owners. ROFLwagens break, but they're ALWAYS repairable with the help of your fellas. ROFLwagens ALWAYS roll deep to the shows, gtg's, races and BBQ's. Most importantly ROFLwagens are from UPSTATE, NY!! Specifically the ALBANY, NY area!!
OH SNAP!! That's a ROFLwagen! ROFLwagens don't play!!
ROFLwagen by DannyboyUpstate April 1, 2009
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ROFLwagen 

ROFLwagen is usually a late 90's VW. It is characterized by a young driver that thinks their old Voltswagen is some hot rod. These drivers have yet to realize that Late 90's VW's are not sporty, nor kool to be driving, especially since they're terribly designed automobiles that are not at all aerodynamic and box-like.
Another notable feature of the ROFLwagen and its drivers are their longing to gather in groups of two or more. They tend to park all of their ROFLwagens next to each other and then take pictures of them, only to post online for others to see.
Look at all of those ROFLwagens, I bet they're taking pictures of their ugly cars.
ROFLwagen by Thaguy_oh_my May 25, 2011

RoflRasengan

This term is generally used to express an intense form of laughter or ROFL. The Rasengan is an powerful attack created in Naruto, therefore this is used to express the highest form of ROFL.
Guy 1: Dude, that monkey just went berserk!!

Guy 2: ROFLRASENGAN!!
RoflRasengan by SakuraShadow June 4, 2009
like pwnage but instead the victim is pwned so bad it is hysterically funny
Charles: OMFG that guy got pwneddd like a nubcake!

Sharon: that is soooo roflage!!!

Charles:OMFG hahahLMAOLMAOLOLOL
roflage by rofling247 January 27, 2009

roflwagon 

An alteration of "rofl" created by the greatest CSS player of all time NoobasaurusRexos33
"That movie with the myspace chick made me ride in the roflwagon."
roflwagon by nooobbbiiieee April 12, 2008

Roflolageness of the Pwnification 

A really long word that a friend of mine made up, it means to laugh at the total beating of someone.
Also known as ROTP
Ali: omfg did u see that guy, he ttly pwnd that n00b
Bill: Roflolageness of the Pwnification!

Roflwagon 

A vehicle transporting 2 or more nerds.
Man, I can't believe we're going to this party rollin the roflwagon son.
Roflwagon by Zack Alv March 26, 2008
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