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roflpwn is the act of taking someone's ego and progressing to place it into a blender with a small amount of lolitwist and running it through frappé.
1) That customer needed help configuring his spam assassin installation to filter our Russian porn. ROFLPWN! *unsupported*
roflpwn by netster403 December 7, 2006
rolling on the floor laughing owning worthless noobs
roflpwn:owning someone and laughing so hard you fall out of your chair
roflpwn by therealmatrixfox January 15, 2008
to simultaniously laugh and pwn sum1 all in one try.

or to be pwned and than laughed at
wow i just roflpwned that nub, what a chach
Roflpwned by dontbeachach May 19, 2009

roflpanda 

Similar to roflpottomus only more awesome and sexerlent at the same time. Often found on TGN forums after something extremely funny.
Person 1: *insert funny joke here*

Person 2: OMG! ROFLPANDA!!!
roflpanda by Jake___ March 8, 2008

roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1
roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005

roflpawned 

It's when something funny happens and you start rolling on the floor laughing and while your doing that you start pawning someone or something. roflpawned.
student: LOL I WAS ROFLING WHILE PAWNING MY ASSIGNMENT
professor: own3d
roflpawned.
roflpawned by teh swaltyz April 26, 2008
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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