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roflpwn is the act of taking someone's ego and progressing to place it into a blender with a small amount of lolitwist and running it through frappé.
1) That customer needed help configuring his spam assassin installation to filter our Russian porn. ROFLPWN! *unsupported*
roflpwn by netster403 December 7, 2006
rolling on the floor laughing owning worthless noobs
roflpwn:owning someone and laughing so hard you fall out of your chair
roflpwn by therealmatrixfox January 15, 2008
to simultaniously laugh and pwn sum1 all in one try.

or to be pwned and than laughed at
wow i just roflpwned that nub, what a chach
Roflpwned by dontbeachach May 19, 2009

roflpanda 

Similar to roflpottomus only more awesome and sexerlent at the same time. Often found on TGN forums after something extremely funny.
Person 1: *insert funny joke here*

Person 2: OMG! ROFLPANDA!!!
roflpanda by Jake___ March 8, 2008

roflowned 

Roflowned is actually 9 words in one, surprisingly.

ROFL = Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off.
Owned = being dominated by someone/something.

So basically, you're getting laughed at because you got owned.
YOUR GIRLFRIEND DUMPED YOU WHEN YOU WERE GONNA PROPOSE TO HER? ROFLOWNED!1
roflowned by Johnny Ta September 22, 2005

roflpawned 

It's when something funny happens and you start rolling on the floor laughing and while your doing that you start pawning someone or something. roflpawned.
student: LOL I WAS ROFLING WHILE PAWNING MY ASSIGNMENT
professor: own3d
roflpawned.
roflpawned by teh swaltyz April 26, 2008
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Frothability 

The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person 

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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