Otherwise known as Lot Lizards, hookers or prostitutes. They hang around truck stops and offer lonely drivers companionship for a little while and charge a small fee.

As gear jamming Johnny swung his rig into the highway oasis he noted many Recreational Reptiles hanging around.

Recreational Reptiles by jpg3 October 14, 2012

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Rectal Reptile

A huge turd, comprising nearly the entire contents of the large intestine, that gets deposited in one piece and coils around the bowl a few times.

Guess I'm eating enough fiber, 'cause I almost clogged the damn toilet with that rectal reptile!

Rectal Reptile by Phuqit October 9, 2006

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a reptile dysfunction

This occurs when a man's trouser snake or underwear anaconda refuses to rise to greet lady parts!

Ben Dover had a reptile dysfunction in the van with Susie!

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reptilelegit

The girl who we all thought was a 9 year old singing Minecraft music

(person 1) Hey who's the person who makes Minecraft music

(person 2) oh don't you mean reptilelegit?

reptilelegit by senpailegit June 23, 2019

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CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple)

Congi Reptile Tweeple. First defined by Dr Subramainan Swamy. They are those slimy twitter users who crawl out of city sewers who abuse Dr Swamy & his patriotic followers for Rs 100/tweet. They are usually hired by Vishkanya goons.

Hey look there goes fatso CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) G Surya & Joydas! Wonder how they crawl back into the sewer after tweeting trash for Rs 100.

CRT (Congi Reptile Tweeple) by ugra July 3, 2012

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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