Scum-sucking, lard-assed internet troll, who loves nothing more than to cause mayhem all over the net and try to pass the blame onto someone else. Spams Usenet for Christmas cash, and does insurance jobs on their car to gains sympathy and raise cash. Likes lasagne - too much. Also see Lizzard
by Bez January 23, 2004
n. A person who shaves theirself, or at least their vagina or penis area, completely bare.
adj. resembling the hairless look of a reptile.
adj. resembling the hairless look of a reptile.
I like a chick's pussy to be neatly trimmed, maybe a cute little airstrip or triangle, but every girl I hook up with is a reptile.
Shaving it all off started in the porn industry and now every girl has a reptile pussy.
The problem with reptiles is that they often have razor burn bumps. I'd rather nuzzle against a little soft hair than lick a bunch of irritated zit-like bumps on a reptile pussy.
Shaving it all off started in the porn industry and now every girl has a reptile pussy.
The problem with reptiles is that they often have razor burn bumps. I'd rather nuzzle against a little soft hair than lick a bunch of irritated zit-like bumps on a reptile pussy.
by thehumburger March 20, 2010
Named after the Mortal Kombat character,the Reptile is when a woman performs oral sex on a man to completion and instead of swallowing spits it into the mans eye
by Hamm3rm4n January 17, 2016
A person who finds it absolutely necessary to both annoy as well as boast. Even though he could not hit a fade with a tennis racket. Is polish, and as such this may explain his behaviour
"It's better when you kill 5 skulks in one lmg cip :D"
"I dont think you understand how hard it is to knife an onos"
"I dont think you understand how hard it is to knife an onos"
by someonewhodoesntlikeyou July 24, 2004
•a snake
•backstabbing bitch
• he/she don't care if you still breathing
• backstabe you then ask why you bleeding
•backstabbing bitch
• he/she don't care if you still breathing
• backstabe you then ask why you bleeding
by Facts nigga July 07, 2017
A class of cold-blooded vertebrates that includes turtles, lizards, snakes, alligators and crocodile.
by David March 06, 2004
A disease that manifests itself with the same symptoms as the common cold but is really a virus spread by contact with snakes and lizards.
Your co-worker who owns a ridiculous number of snakes and lizards and is always coughing and sneezing has reptilis.
by Anonymous222 May 09, 2005