An elusive animal that comes in many shapes and sizes. The rare hooded trouser snake is more aware of its environment, but this snake likes to collect cheesy matter and keep it in its hood. Each snake carries a venom sack that produces a white venom when it reaches maturity. The snake's one eye also functions as its mouth and waste removal system. The snake does not like cold weather and will shrink in cold conditions. It thrives in warm conditions, such as the many burrows it spits into in order to mark its territory. When touched, the snake will swell up to twice its original size in order to frighten off predators.
Crikey! That trouser snake just attacked that hooker! It spit its venom all over her face. That has to be one of the most dangerous snakes in the world!
by Dub P July 31, 2005
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person 1:you touched his trouser snake?!

person 2:i just coudln't help muh-self!>.<
by amandasaurous May 12, 2009
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A new Kik term for a guy's penis
Boy in Kik room: anyone wanna see my snake?

Girl 1) uh, it's your pet right?
Girl 2) no unless it's not a trouser snake

Boy: if you're such beanie hats ladies, I'll leave your comments up for interpretation

( Boy leaves room)
by Sexydimma October 29, 2017
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A guys penis/dick. Also an actual real snake lol, also known as sneaky little devil.
Do u like trouser snakes? OOOOO whats a trouser snake?!
by Pavelski8 September 12, 2006
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crikey di you see the size of that trouser snake!?
by squidwardo March 30, 2011
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Let the model see you trouser snake.
That bitch wants to suck my trouser snake.
by The Clit Master March 21, 2005
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The big thing that spit on your mom when she was going down my in pants.
Wanna pet my trouser snake?
by rayp January 19, 2004
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