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Quilling
The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill whilst using vaginal fluids (normally during the female's menstrual cycle) as ink.
Also notable is the similar act of brown quilling with the difference of faeces being used as ink.
Also notable is the similar act of brown quilling with the difference of faeces being used as ink.
Who needs a word processor when they can do some quilling?
Literature coursework finished; Thank you quilling!
Literature coursework finished; Thank you quilling!
Quilling by anonymous nova March 6, 2011
Quillin'
Quillin' by Ze P. Page February 15, 2005
quillion
quillion by chris lewis/ seamus bradd July 16, 2003
quillissexual
When you don’t want to be in a romantic or sexual relationship during your young life from 13-30 years old
Man: hay👋🏻 Wanna be my girlfriend
Girl : I’m sorry but I’m quillissexual
Man: Oh, ok I understand
Girl: Thanks 🙂
Girl : I’m sorry but I’m quillissexual
Man: Oh, ok I understand
Girl: Thanks 🙂
quillissexual by I’m.Made.Of.Cardboard May 16, 2019
Quilliam
Quilliam is a nice guy who's unfortunate name is a result of their parent's drug addiction. Quilliam will help you with your homework if you ask him nicely, probably.
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