Kimitudo is the deadliest form of martial arts known to man. It is designed not only to conquer the enemy in a matter of seconds, but also to do this in a manner entertaining enough to keep telling stories about it for years.

Person A: Give me that apple!
Person B: Never! I know kimitudo!
Person A: Ha I'm not scared! Hey... Wait... Noooooooooooooo!

(Years later)

Person B: ... And then I got hold of him through an artuma and gave him a t'nanki to finish him off.
Persons C, D & E: Ha! ha! Such an entertaining story!

Kimitudo by PE the Pink Elephant January 11, 2013

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kizito

Kizito-latin for awesome. Best guy you can meet. An ass guy. If u have a kizito as you're friend you really lucky, loyal, fun to be around no problem with academics. Secretive, doesn't like to share feelings or problems but wants to help everyone else with theirs. Ladies man, can't go a day without one.Better when met in person. Tried to be friends with everyone and sort out any problems. Gives good advice and is always the shoulder you can cry on. Handsom ,has lots of admirers and he knows this. If u have a kizito as you're friend try your best to never loose him because they are rare

I need to get me a kizito

kizito by @nønymøüs_ April 21, 2018

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Kismit

Fate

Do you believe in kismit?

Kismit by Brahtwurst June 3, 2010

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Kimitis

A mental disease developed from stress, too much practice, and people being mean to you.

I think I may have developed kimitis from school...

Kimitis by kimchi35 May 14, 2019

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