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The most amazing guy in the whole world, he is super funny and can make you smile even if you dont want to. He is so caring and kind to everyone even if a lot of people hate him for no reason at all. He has the most wonderful dark blue/green eyes. He is super sweet and sometimes he can be really dirty. He is so fun and makes everything so much more fun. His laugh is the cutest thing ever and is very contaigous. He makes the world a better place. He's crazy but in a good way. He is kinda nervous and awkward at first but if you become good friends he is all out a awesome crazy person that you would want to spend you whole life with. He is so smart and has a fact for almost anything. He is the best friend you could ever have and will alway be there for you if you need him, never loss him as a friend you WILL regret it for the rest of your life if you do, if you are dating a Quillan then be sure to keep him and treat him well because he is the most wonderful funny sexy and just plan AMAZING person ever.
Person 1: OMG I just met the most funny, awesome, hot and just plan cool guy ever!

Person 2: Holy crap you are so lucky you must have met a Quillan.

Person 1: How did you know his name?

Person 2: Because what you just said Could only describe a Quillan.
quillan by Camimi March 10, 2013

Quilling 

The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill whilst using vaginal fluids (normally during the female's menstrual cycle) as ink.
Also notable is the similar act of brown quilling with the difference of faeces being used as ink.
Who needs a word processor when they can do some quilling?
Literature coursework finished; Thank you quilling!
Quilling by anonymous nova March 6, 2011

Quillin' 

Trippin' on NyQuil or DayQuil...
acting as such...
Duuuuuuuude... are you quillin'?
Quillin' by Ze P. Page February 15, 2005
mythical number reffering to a ridiculous quantity of any given item
there's quillions of cheeseburgers in them there hills...

matthew quillian 

Such a Matthew thing to not admit being "the man" Matthew quillian aka "skeeter"
matthew quillian by Go horns December 14, 2022

Quillrat 

A quillrat got into camp and chewed up my leather boots.
Quillrat by Nekron 99 May 22, 2009
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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