2 definitions by anonymous nova

The pain one feels in the testes after overexposure to masturbation.
Dude, I was jackin' the pork sword for like two hours last night, got me front row tickets to the nutbane show." "Got some serious nutbane. Should probably stop including the workbench vise in my routine.
by anonymous nova April 25, 2011
The act of a man writing with his penis as a quill whilst using vaginal fluids (normally during the female's menstrual cycle) as ink.
Also notable is the similar act of brown quilling with the difference of faeces being used as ink.
Who needs a word processor when they can do some quilling?
Literature coursework finished; Thank you quilling!
by anonymous nova February 20, 2011