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Queifs

The Queifs are a horrible football team year after year.
by RaiderHam May 17, 2019
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queefsplosion

When a firework or firecracker is set off in ones vagina, in turn causing a violet gust of putrid smelling air to come rushing out.
Tyrone: what happened?
Jerome: I was caught by a violent queefsplosion, I'll be smelling of fish for weeks
by Steflikesmen123 February 18, 2014
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Queefsy

A term used to describe an individual, who has either become dizzy or queasy due to the high volume of queefs their partner secretes during intercourse.
I was having sex with Pam last weekend, and about 20 minutes into it, I became Queefsy due to the number of smelly queefs she dropped. Truthfully, the smell had to have been due to a yeast infection, or at least I hope that’s the explanation. Yuck! .
by Tee Cee Deez March 9, 2020
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Queefsong

Queefsong
Noun, also QueefSong Plural: queefsongs

An advanced level of queefing characterized by the ability to control cuntal inhalation and expiration sufficiently to produce musical notes both through exceptional labial control and also with the aid of simple wind instruments. The traditional Irish tin whistle is suited perfectly for this purpose and during queefing’s golden age, all queefery students were issued their own instrument and prodigies were encouraged to graduate to the Recorder.
Darla is a queefsongstress of exceptional depth and quality whose dulcet tones drive men to madness.

Ivanka’s halfwitted brother found her queefsong whistle and was running around the party playing it with a kind of demonic enthusiasm, to everyone’s horror.

♪I can’t seem to forget you; your queefsong stays in my mind...♫
by Lastgasp1875 November 3, 2020
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Queefsabi

A very spicy cunky queef, often leaving people with a tears like when you cut an onion. The equivalent is having salsa, or wasabi put in your eyelids.
I'm not crying, she just had Queefsabi
by JD_23 November 8, 2011
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queefshit

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: cooch turd.
With no restroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her turd passed through her fistula and plopped out her coochie as queefshit.
by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
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queif

During sex, a small pocket of air gets pushed into the vagina. As the air leaves the vagina, it causes a noise to sound like a fart.
by ZeNKo June 26, 2003
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