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Quester
Human: How about I just kill you
Alien: How many questers you got?
Human: what's a quester?
Alien: How you gonna kill us if you ain't got no questers?
Alien 2: Everybody know you need questers.
Alien: How many questers you got?
Human: what's a quester?
Alien: How you gonna kill us if you ain't got no questers?
Alien 2: Everybody know you need questers.
Quester by LascaalaClips April 20, 2020
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Queifster • Queefster • Queefster Bunny • Queefster egg • quester • Quikster • quilsterbaiting • Quipster • Quister • Queefsten
quipster
1. A queer hipster; putting the word queer and hipster together.
2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
2. A snobby lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, or queer (LGBTQ) individual who enjoys indie or underground music, frequents coffee shops and bookstores, shops at thrift stores, wears Toms shoes, big-framed glasses, cardigans, turtle-neck shirts, blazers, fedoras, carries around old-school cameras, watches Wes Anderson films, arrogantly spews out their philosophies, etc.
The quipster took off his fedora, grabbed his Polaroid camera, and took an angled photo of a tree while listening to his iPod playing a band you've probably never heard of.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.
Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
Girl 1: Oh my gosh! I love Tegan and Sara! They're an amazing band.
Quipster: I liked Tegan and Sara before they were cool and mainstream, which makes me cool. You're so lame. Everyone is so lame.
Lesbian 1: Dude, check out the cute dyke in the vest!
Lesbian 2: You mean the quipster playing the ukelele and harmonica?
quipster by Chelicopter June 9, 2011
Queefter
That from which queefs originate. Ultra backwoods redneck slang for cooter. Must be said in the most hillbilly accent imaginable.
My momma may be my sister, but if she won't let me put it in her keester, well I still would sex her in her queefter. As God would have intended.
Queefter by Robthegreat May 25, 2020
Queenster
Queenster a very beautiful and attractive young lady.She is so caring and lovely .Has the most beautiful smile ever. She is kind , funny and crazy around the people she truly loves .Appreciates little stuff. She is so emotional and mostly hurt by the people she really loves
She hardly finds true love . She sometimes doesn’t see who actually loves her.Queensters got beautiful and mind blowing body figure.They are so curvy,hot and sexy bodies.Mostly slow to anger but got real trust issues
She hardly finds true love . She sometimes doesn’t see who actually loves her.Queensters got beautiful and mind blowing body figure.They are so curvy,hot and sexy bodies.Mostly slow to anger but got real trust issues
Queenster by The black spider August 18, 2018
queefster
Vagina smuggling. When you hide something in your vaginal cavity. Similar to "keester it" which means to hide something in your anal cavity.
Quikster
Verb. To destroy a company from within by making a completely bone-headed & out-of-touch business decision.
"Bank of America completely quikstered themselves with that $5 monthly debit card fee. You better sell your shares now if you still have any."
Quikster by Kremlin Hotline October 25, 2011
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