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queefshit 

noun. Fecal matter excreted through the vagina. This is generally caused by the presence of a recto-vaginal fistula (a small tear in the tissue separating the rectum from the vaginal canal).

synonym: cooch turd.
With no restroom in sight, Brenda clenched her ass shut tightly, but much to her chagrin, her turd passed through her fistula and plopped out her coochie as queefshit.
queefshit by fauxbourdon December 4, 2005
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queefshit 

these browns....

queefshit.
queefshit by queefershitter November 3, 2023
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fleeb ega queeshteef 

A phrase used by Zigfee in "Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh" when asked to repeat "seven swans are swimming"
Drake: okay zigfee repeat after me! "Seven swans are swimming"

Zigfee: fleeb ega queeshteef

Queefsicle 

When it's really cold outside, and a girl queefs. The air from the queef produces the "smoke" you see when you take a breath and it is cold outside. At this moment you point, and laugh your ass off.
Ok your outside hanging out with some friends.... all of the sudden "Katy" (or any girl) queefs. You then see the "smoke" you turn to your friends and say. "Holy shit bro did you just see that queefsicle?" At that moment you all point and laugh.
Queefsicle by Mr.TacoManTheNoobis January 26, 2011

Queefsniffer 

Someone who enjoys the fragrance of queef, especially if it is from a dirty whore.
Bill is such a queefsniffer, he loves the scent of tuna.
Queefsniffer by QUEEFSNIFFER. December 27, 2011

Queershipping 

Queershipping he belief that if Jessie and James (Musashi and Kojiro in the original Japanese) from Pokemon's Team Rocket were to engage in a romantic and/or sexual relationship, Jessie would be the dominant partner. Although some question why there is a separation between Queershipping and Rocketshipping, Rocketshippers tend to place the two in traditional gender-roles, which, say Queershippers, is not congruous with their characters.

Queershipping is defined by its fans, therefore, as in-character Rocketshipping. This is mainly brought on by their coordinated crossdressing (although this practice has waned on the show as of late) and their displaying traits associated with the opposite sex.

Unlike Rocketshippers, the average Queershipper does not insist that either of the two are heterosexual; James's alleged bisexuality (at the very least) is an accepted fact among most Queershippers. Speculations on Jessie's sexuality vary, but her sexuality is not the subject of nearly as much debate as James as it is extremely apparent in canon that she is attracted to males, which James is (at least in the academic sense). Despite this, some Queershipping is hinged on the credo that Jessie is a lesbian and James is the only girl pretty enough for her, which does sort of make sense if you look at it in the abstract sense of what the word "lesbian" can mean (any woman who skirts a conventional married life and resists male tyranny, according to the feminist writer Adrienne Rich). This "only girl pretty enough" credo may or may not be tongue-in-cheek, depending on the individual Queershipper.
Queershipping: Because James is the only girl pretty enough for Jessie.

Queefsicle 

When someone queefs, stores in a container of some sort, and then decides to cryogenically freeze it for later use.
Samantha just created her 32rd queefsicle.
Queefsicle by DoctorLongDONG June 9, 2009
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The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
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