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noun: A flexible vulgar insult independent of sex and sexual oreintation.
"You just took a shit in my car, quede!"
Quede by cardSheark April 17, 2005
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La palabra quede usado por los gays en el grupo de Facebook Humor Pop
Comentario de Humor Pop: Pasando la Daisies
Reply: Quedé
Quedé by Bitch I'm Flopdonna September 8, 2020
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Quede Quedee Quedell Quedemah quedestrian queeb Quebec quade quee Queebie

Chief Queef 

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
Chief Queef by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

y'all queda 

A large body of rednecks in the United States who believe that their hackneyed interpretation of christian morality should be enforced as law to the exclusion of all other beliefs.
Y'all Queda just decided all the police cruisers in town should sport an "In God we Trust" bumper sticker paid for with our atheist tax dollars.
y'all queda by UrbanAristophanes April 12, 2016
He's a self produced, self made, mixing mastering mountainous peak of originality. One of the best artists to grow from the cold digital space, Sisyphus is my favourite song of all time. An underrated powerhouse of diverse catchy antipop, alt r&b, industrial hyperpop and new genres entirerly, Quadeca is a potential potent zeitgest visionary. His relatability fuels hope in many recording voice memos of their own, Quadeca independently forming the most memorable music from the new digital age.

From Me To You, is an ambitious industrial hyperhiphop creshendo of a never ending climb. A conceptual long distance relationship with a complex snowy musicality, the highly anticipated album burns Ben's bridges with normality, indepently climbing the industry through the introspective construct of a mountain. Every peak a realisation that meaningless summits only distract from the heavy existential snow filling our boots. Whilst not exploring the snowy experimental blizzard to its full potential, From Me To You is the 20 year old's magnum opus. We can only go up from here. Before it goes to you, it starts from me, and Quadeca is one of the most underrated artists you have ignored for long enough. He is a talented staple of our generations musical potential.
Basic person : Ew! Dude. Is that quadeca? That youtube rapper ksi tik tok guy?

Art connoisseur : No, its Quadeca the independent soundscape inspired multi instrumentalist and self produced musical prodigy. Dude.

Basic person : Yb better.

*The art connoisseur becomes visibly enraged, but controls himself and resists the urge to take out his AK.

Basic person : Have you heard of drake or brockhampton? They're pretty indie, you probably wouldn't have heard of them.

*GUNSHOT SOUNDS

Feeling a decent 5 on this one guys.
Quadeca by IGLOOZONE444 August 17, 2021

queef greased 

The materials spewed out (at Light Speed) as a result of a vaginal fart. Although, never subject to a thorough analysis, this material could be quite unpleasant, possibly toxic and aesthetically repugnant (or not). It often renders the spewee confused, shocked, sexually ambivalent or somewhat entertained!
I just couldn't believe it! She was relaxed, feet up to the ceiling when suddenly, she queef greased my pompadour! That's a shiny pompadour dude.
queef greased by Tbird January 24, 2007

queef in a pan 

a meal at ma and pa's kitchen
i ordered the queef in a pan at ma and pa's kitchen
queef in a pan by anonymous April 7, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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