Quarter Bi 

An insult making someone "gay as in lame" that doesn't offend homosexual men and/or women. It can also be used as a come back that is way more insulting than being called "gay".

Jake: "Sam you are so gay you totally suck at everything."
Sam: "I'd rather be gay than Quarter Bi you asshole."
Jake : "Wow you would go there."

Quarter Bi by Way T. Go February 10, 2010

Quarter Birthday 

A party that is held for a person exactly three months to the day after someones birthday. Because its one quarter of a year since there Birthday.

He was born on April 5th, so his quarter Birthday will be on July 5th.

Its his Quarter Birthday.

Quarter Birthday by judge dredd7 October 11, 2012

Quarter Birdie 

A quarter ounce of cocaine. Candy, fine china.

I know some niggaz that'll merk ya for a quarter birdie. You bitch ass niggaz just be lucky that the boy ain't hurtin.

Quarter Birdie by konARTIZT April 27, 2007

Three Quarter birthday 

A party held for someone nine months to the day after there birthday because it has been three quarters of a year since there birthday.

He was born on June 12th so his three quarter birthday will be on March 12th.

Its his three Quarter birthday.

Three Quarter birthday by judge dredd7 October 12, 2012

quarter biscuit triscuit 

Someone who is gay and is half black and half white. Used as an insult.

"Hey Bob, you're a quarter biscuit triscuit."

quarter biscuit triscuit by Katie Tran May 6, 2003

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit 

The ultimate expression of "What the fuck", this word is to be used only in the most extreme of situations. Brutal overuse of this term could lead to a tear in the fabric of the universe, causing reality to fall apart at an abstraction rate of 7.59 Cuils per second. Please be very careful with the word you have just read. The power of the cosmos rests in your hands.

John Watson: Holmes, I do believe this was not a murder, but in fact a suicide.
Sherlock Holmes: What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit
Universe: *collapses*
Watson: dammit Holmes

What the frick frack diddily dack patty wack snick snack crack pack slack mack quarterback crackerjack biofeedback backtrack thumbtack sidetrack tic-tac is this shit by Fetchez la vache March 28, 2015

Air Quarterback

To run around your dwelling, pretending to be the star quarterback and throwing the winning air touchdown to your star receiver (who you may sometimes also impersonate).

Announcer (usually same person): He takes the snap, fakes left, sees Davis deep over the middle.... Releases!.... TOUCHDOWN!!!

Friend: Good throw Brees, can you score me a beer while your up Air Quarterbacking your team?

Air-Quarterback: I think I'll hold out next year for more money.

Air Quarterback by SlkRk11 September 3, 2010