Quarff

When a fart becomes a queef. Also, a recycled fart.

After the taint highway the quarff really took off.

To fart on the first date is rough. To queef on the first date is even worse. But to quarff is a death sentence.

by Brinkles b bees? November 30, 2022

Gooch quarf

When a man farts from his gooch.

Dude, Jimmys dad totally had a massive gooch quarf at the dinner table last night.

Bro, did u just fart out your gooch, it fuckin smells

by Poon dragon September 12, 2016

quaffted

When a female quiffs and farts at the same time.

I was sleeping in bed until the blanker went over my head and I had realized my girlfriend quaffted. Worst Dutch oven evee.

by IdiotProofDude January 12, 2015

Nectar quaffing

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

quarf

queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.

cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.

christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!

by aimmepussyslayer March 8, 2023

Quaffable

Something you can drink and drink without thinking about. It's neither harsh nor cloying.

It's simply extremely easy to drink.

Person 1 - This whisky is good?

Person 2 - Yes it's extremely quaffable, I could drink the bottle without knowing.

by Stogie1991 February 15, 2018

quaffee

the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine

I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.

by gRegWord October 19, 2016