yard one off

Masturbate

You gonna yard one off before the big date?

by gRegWord July 6, 2024

quaffee

the result when you add alcohol to your morning caffeine

I added Bailey's to my espresso, then drank my quaffee.

by gRegWord October 19, 2016

grafinit

"/graf fee nee/" are fragmentary nuggets of compositions. UltraVioletIdea.com coined the term in the spirit of Erik Satie’s "Gymnopédies." "Finit" means "end" in French...generally short in duration, their end is in sight. Like the atom-thin form of carbon called graphene, a grafinit’s undeniable strength allows it to be built upon; yet like graffiti, it is impromptu and fleeting.

That grafinit was a solo piano piece of just 4 measures, but it filled me with emotion in a way that many longer sad songs could not.

by gRegWord May 4, 2021

Cuddle Hostage

when you’re trying to get out of bed, and your partner squeezes you tighter, because they need one or two more snuggles before starting the day. Coined by Shanna in a Dress in her song of the same title.

I was ready to get my day startied, but my spouse took me cuddle hostage.

by gRegWord July 7, 2021

nonquisitive

When someone *should* ask questions, but they don’t. Actively non-inquisitive.

Those fringers are so nonquisitive, they don’t care that the news story doesn’t make sense.

by gRegWord February 17, 2025