quarffle 

A small gental animal.

yo i just beat the shit out of my pet quarffle

quarffle by Fresh Water March 25, 2003

Quaffle 

When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle

Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis

Quaffle by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019

Quaffle 

The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.

"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"

Quaffle by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011

Quaffle 

A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.

Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th

Quaffle by The Orchestra March 2, 2014

quaffle 

North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.

Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!

quaffle by Sacalaki December 18, 2007

quaffle 

Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.

Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.

quaffle by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffled 

V.

Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.

Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.

quaffled by Murdock March 4, 2005