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When two or more people are in a quarrel but it is not a serious argument, more a foolish disagreement.

Blend of the two words: quarrel and kerfuffle
Person one: Were Susan and Bob in a quarrel
Person two: No, they’re having more of a quaffle though they do have horrid marital problems due to his inability to create a regular old plumbis
Quaffle by BATTALIONS96 September 17, 2019
The main ball used to play both Quidditch and Muggle Quidditch. It is used to score goals in one of the opponents three hoops. Passed around by the called the chasers.
"Clara raises the quaffle, she shots, she scores!"
Quaffle by Blehooha Fluffpants August 30, 2011
A long string of queef's that are so loud that they are disruptive.
Nicole quaffled and it was mistaken for betthoven's 9th
Quaffle by The Orchestra March 2, 2014
North Dakota Slang For The Skin Between The Vagina And The Anus.
Yo dude I totally punched that chick in the quaffle!
quaffle by Sacalaki December 18, 2007
Either a series of queefs or one loud, massive queef.
Sally hoped that no one had heard the huge, rumbling quaffle she had ripped in the middle of class.

To amuse herself in the bathtub, Christy twisted her thigh and let out a bubbling quaffle.
quaffle by Ppabs September 4, 2005

quaffled 

V.

Used to described someone who is under the weather, or sick.
Murdock: Brian looks pretty quaffled today.
Nate: I heard he got pneumonia from some lady's cat.
quaffled by Murdock March 4, 2005
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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