quarf

queef but from a boy, expulsion of hot steamy air from the tip of the penis. sometimes(rarely) is so powerful that it can cause a rupture inside of the foreskin.

cornelius: dude chad totally quarfed in the locker room, that quarf was so hellish that it shook me to my core.

christophorus: damn dude how you like them apples!

by aimmepussyslayer March 08, 2023

quarf

a combination between a queef and a fart. You will most likely have your period when you quarf.

"ut-oh i feel a quarf coming out."

by ANNE and cookie July 05, 2008

quarf

When you fart out your dick.

Bro! I just quarfed!

by VinelSeason January 16, 2022

quarf

when a girl thinks she has to queef and she accidentally sharts

This girl in my hall walked into the bathroom and from the shower, i could hear her quarf.

by travlax December 18, 2010

quarf

The male equivalent of a queef or (qweef).

guy 1: I was fuckin some chick and when i pulled out i quarfed.

guy 2: Mrs. Keuper is a gay bitch with beefy tits.

guy 1:WTF

guy 2: you can quarf...?
lucky bastard...

by complex two point oh January 29, 2009

quarf

When a girl farts and queefs at the same time.

Jen had to bust some ass. So she tried to secretly let a fart out and had a queef at the same time.

Alex "Ew Jen did you quarf?"
Jen "..... Yes...."

During sex Lindsay pushed out a queef and farted by accident on her partner.

Josh "last night during sex Lindsay quarf'ed on my dick and balls! It was gross"

by LT1 November 14, 2010

quarf

The gunk that unpredictably shoots out of a pregnent womans vagina after she gives birth.

"OH GOD THE QUARF HIT ME IN THE EYE!!!" said the gynacologist(vagina doctor)

by Alex The Mighty Canadian December 28, 2005