Quantitties

Measurestick for the female milky-squeezy thingy.

Wow, man. Those are some quantitties...

Quantitties by The Tardy Turdies May 3, 2006

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quarantitties

As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.

Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.

Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine

Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet

quarantitties by RonaldMcMexicoVII March 14, 2020

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qualititties

a nice set of boobies; usually round in shape and symmetrical

Man, Emily has nice boobs. I would love to motorboat those qualititties.

qualititties by Max Power 244 October 12, 2009

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qualititties

1. A particularly aesthetically pleasing pair of breasts.
2. Breasts which receive much attention because they are exceedingly delightful.
3. A nice rack.
4. (singular) qualititty

It should be noted that qualititties are not discriminatory: it matters not if they are large or small, nor does the color matter. Both original and surgically altered can be qualititties; it is basely solely on the wowza factor. Also, this is meant to be complimentary not pejorative.

"Wowza. Look at the qualititties on that woman over there!"

"You see those? Them are some qualititties."

"Damn! I got some qualititties going on today!"

qualititties by CoffeeGhurl August 21, 2013