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qualititties 

1. A particularly aesthetically pleasing pair of breasts.
2. Breasts which receive much attention because they are exceedingly delightful.
3. A nice rack.
4. (singular) qualititty

It should be noted that qualititties are not discriminatory: it matters not if they are large or small, nor does the color matter. Both original and surgically altered can be qualititties; it is basely solely on the wowza factor. Also, this is meant to be complimentary not pejorative.
"Wowza. Look at the qualititties on that woman over there!"

"You see those? Them are some qualititties."

"Damn! I got some qualititties going on today!"
qualititties by CoffeeGhurl August 21, 2013

qualititties over quantititties 

something you say when you have preference of a single, quality pair of titties, over many low quality titties
person 1: Yo look at dat pair of titties over thar
person 2: jeah but wb all dem titties in da club
person 1: qualititties over quantititties man

Qualtities 

Qualtites (kwal tih tees): Quality breasts; Breasts of superb nature.
Yo, that bitch had some qualtities!
Qualtities by supfiddy June 18, 2011

Quantitties 

Measurestick for the female milky-squeezy thingy.
Wow, man. Those are some quantitties...

Qualitities 

Top of the line set of breasts on a female persons. Much better than average breasts. Breasts with an amazing form.
"Shiii man...that Jennifer Love Hewitt got some Qualitities."
Qualitities by onetricktof December 15, 2009

Qualtitties

"Damn, that girl has some qualtitties!"
Qualtitties by ThatAsianBitch June 5, 2018
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