3 definitions by The Tardy Turdies

1
The act of inflating balloons while consuming immense quantitties of alcoholic beverages.
I gots the blues; I need some balooze.
by The Tardy Turdies April 21, 2006
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2
Church, Chapel, House of Flying Spaghetti Monsters
"IΒ΄m starting to loose my faith. WhereΒ΄s the nearest PrayStation?"
by The Tardy Turdies April 21, 2006
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3
Measurestick for the female milky-squeezy thingy.
Wow, man. Those are some quantitties...
by The Tardy Turdies April 21, 2006
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