Quantitist

A Quantitist is someone who values quantity over quality. Someone who sees the true value of a measurable thing in it's quantity over it's quality.

K: "I think that KFC wings are better than Chicken Licken wings because Chicken Licken wings are more expensive than KFC wings even though they are smaller."

B: "Well, you have to also account for the quality of the wings."

K:"I don't care about the quality. KFC gives you more wings!"

B:"You not caring about the quality of the wings makes you a quantitist."

by Bakkie, the creator January 12, 2022

Quantitative Easing

A sexual practice whereby many dicks (as big and as many as possible) are inserted into an asshole. The idea is to annihilate the asshole beyond recognition... to the point where nobody could ever figure out exactly WHICH dick caused all the destruction. It destroys the asshole completely, but the destruction is so great that it couldn't possibly be pinned on one particular dick.

Can also be applied to economics, but the term "asshole" is replaced by subject "economy" and "dicks" are replaced by "The Federal Reserve".

Bob: Damn! That bitch's ass is destroyed! They must have performed quantitative easing on her!

Chris: Well, there is certainly some inflation going on there! They could have at least spit on it!

by RandyMarshCT August 3, 2011

quantitative sleazing

An unconventional policy using a flawed interpretation of economics, such as Keynesianism, to print huge volumes of paper money which are not supported by anything except public trust. This policy is apparently used to bail to out failed entities friendly to the politicians in charge at tax-payer expense, and to punish successful enterprises which oppose the unconventional policy.

While plunging the federal economy into massive debt by printing paper money which is not supported by anything except public trust, Blurbnanke continued the rodeo of quantitative sleazing, throwing money at Detroit, banks, and other comrades until the US will be the making us the biggest debtor nation on the planet, but the sheeple still have some credit left and stocks are up, so everything is fine.

by psnack September 30, 2013

Quantitative Greasing

When the Federal Reserve say's "OK Working class slaves,,,
Bend over... This will only hurt a little bit"...
But then they put sand and glass in the K-Y jelly (t.m.) When

your not looking.(use your tax dollars to repay junk debt)

First Guy: Did Your retirement account slide loo?

Second Guy: Yea... i got a real Quantitative Greasing!

by scubadoobie November 4, 2010

Quantamistic

Definable from its root word and suffix; Quantum(or quantity) and "mistic" (to be of or express the idea (or notion that) your are of the root word by ether emotional expression or by a externally perceivable action on yourself, to others or to your environment)

Meaning 1a;

To obsess or over concern yourself over quantity or volume.

Meaning 1b;

To be ether negative or positive may it be emotionally or illogically over a quantity or volume.

Meaning 2a;

To overly concern over the quantum nature of reality (to tie ones self in a emotional knot or become in a state of emotional distress from a blurred understanding of reality.)

Meaning 2b;

To over annualized the quantum nature of reality until it becomes obscure.

In a sentence 1;

John "I'm concerned that we haven't got enough to win the victory"

Mark "but we are in fact twice in number to the opposition"

John "That is still not enough!"

Mark "we do have enough to win you are just being very Quantamistic in your attitude, so let it drop we will be fine!"

by ReeverDark March 24, 2011

Quantitatious

To give or receive something in large quantities, this is a quantitatious exchange.

You can repay me with vbucks in mass quantitatious inserts.

by Roblox Player XXX 1945 OCSB.co May 10, 2020

mass quantities

Any amount of food or drink. "Coneheads" expression.

Consume mass quantities of beer, or its back to Remulac with you!

by Octopod November 6, 2003