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Quarentitties 

When women, mostly moms, have been locked up for too long due to COVID19 so they face time or zoom meet every day to flash each other just for the hell of it. And because, who doesn’t like to look at boobs.
Each morning, the OC cannamoms got together on FaceTime to smoke a much needed bowl flash each other the quarentitties; and for that moment all was right in the world.
Quarentitties by TheWhittyLawyer April 25, 2020
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quarantitties 

As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.

Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine

Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet

Quarantitties 

During the Covid-19 outbreak in 2020- when a girl in self-quarantine sends a guy a tit pics.
Yo- this girl with Corona let me see her quarantitties.
Quarantitties by JT Fett March 29, 2020

Quantitties 

Measurestick for the female milky-squeezy thingy.
Wow, man. Those are some quantitties...

Quarantitties 

When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties
"Did you see Mike when quarantine was over"?

"No, was it bad"?

"Eating out of boredom got the better of him, he now has quarantitties"

"Oh no, what a shame"

Quarantitties 

When a female has been quarantined so long that she’s gained enough weight to also gain a cup size.
Damn Haley been cooped up so long she done came out with some quarantitties
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
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"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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