When women, mostly moms, have been locked up for too long due to COVID19 so they face time or zoom meet every day to flash each other just for the hell of it. And because, who doesn’t like to look at boobs.
Each morning, the OC cannamoms got together on FaceTime to smoke a much needed bowl flash each other the quarentitties; and for that moment all was right in the world.
As COVID-19 spread across the globe in March 2020, worldwide traffic of online pornography posted significantly higher viewing percentages as a result of people staying home under quarantine.
Quarantitties are pornographic videos viewed while under medical quarantine.
Steve: yo boss bro, I can't come into work today because I have a fever over 100.5 degrees, general malaise and shortness of breath. You will have to run the company without me for at least 14 days while I'm under medical quarantine
Carl: oh damn, be sure to drink plenty of fluids after taking in all those quarantitties on the internet
When your once skinny bf/husband over eats due to boredom during quarantine and starts to develop lil chubs on his chest, those are called quarantitties
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.