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A quatloo is a monetary unit on the planet Triskelion which was used by the planet's Providers to bet on drill thrall competitions. (Star Trek Original Series: "The Gamesters of Triskelion")
I bid 50 quatloos on the newcomer.
quatloo by Dwight Shroote July 30, 2008
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A state of mental distress usually experienced by your partner, which they have no intention of articulating to you, or explaining any reasons behind it, but which they are pissed-off that you are not doing anything about, and will make sure that the nice evening that you had planned becomes a living hell.

Acronym:Quite Upset About Lots Of Different Stuff

NB: Do NOT, under any circumstances, try to explain to a sufferer that they have this condition.
Person of Unspecified Gender:(Enters room with a face like a busted boot)

Partner of Person of Unspecified Gender:(Thinks)"Aw shit! Qualods!"
qualods by EstuaryPig November 22, 2009

quaglomeration 

the process of replacing competant onshore resources with incompetent offshore resources with the purpose of providing a cost effective IT solution that more times than not results in a clusterfuck of mamoth proportions.
By outsourcing our IT department we will form a quaglomeration that will result in many bonuses for company executives.
quaglomeration by kreeshna August 30, 2010
Qualon is a unique name. (Its rare) Qualon is someone cool an laid back watch his surroundings. He can nice he can be mean. Qualon is known for having a big penis too. Qualon can pleasure a women in bed any night. Qualon knows when to say things an when not to say something.
(Girlfriend) " My baby Qualon knows how to take care of a women.")
qualon by Forthecool_ February 28, 2018

quagledoo 

a bitch, someone who is completely undesirable

Possibly appearing for the first time in Lucky McKee's "May".
"Fuck you, quagledoo!"
quagledoo by B-LuE M-aFiA August 9, 2006
The epitome of homosexuality. A very severe case of gayness. Derived from the mix of a "queer" and a "faggot."
"Quit being a quaggot."
Quaggot by ELLIO April 26, 2006
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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