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QUABBING A TWAB 

When your having sex with a seal and the seal poops out a baby seal, so you hit it with a shovel. Then, you hit the mother in the head with a shovel for being such a dumb seal and continue to bone her. After your done, you poop on her.
when i went to the zoo, i quabbed a twab.
QUABBING A TWAB by THESHOKKKK February 17, 2005

Quaffling 

The process of angrily masturbating. Also known as the "solo anger bang." Usually done after an unsuccessful trip to the clubs while your roommate is banging someone.
guy 1: Dude you haven't danced with anyone tonight!
guy 2 (angrily): Yea I know! I guess I'll just end up quaffling tonight.
Quaffling by NotGriffin March 2, 2010

quadlingual 

You're quadlingual when you speak four languages fluently.
Guy one: What languages do you speak?
Guy two: I speak English, Spanish, Danish and German.
Guy one: So you're quadlingual?
quadlingual by Cpt. Kappa April 27, 2016
Quibbling is lying or avoiding the truth by trying to avoid the issue or dancing around the question by pretening not to understand it or arguing over semantics.
Okay Abe, did you chop down that cherry tree or not? Um, which tree? Could you define the word "chop"? You know what I'm asking, now stop quibbling and answer the question.
quibbling by Edword July 31, 2006
Over suggesting a possible to solution something which in many cases might not be accurate.
I hear people qualing about this new internet usage policy.
Qualing by Quevogusta June 29, 2018