Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.
Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.
Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.
Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.
by Edword August 4, 2006
Get the Crackermug. A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.
She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the prick teasermug. To bad eye something is to stare at it with great interest. To scope it out, look it over closely, check it out.
by Edword August 5, 2006
Get the bad eyemug. Someone who is overly impressed with trivialities, pop culture, fads. Probably isn't capable of looking beyond the obvious or of thinking about anything of consequence other than hair styles, cosmetics, clothes, and how to create an impression on other fluff heads.
She's a real fluff head. She spends several hours polishing her nails, doing her hair, and looking in the mirror.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the fluff headmug. East Tennessee folk word for a chock placed in front of a tire or wheel to prevent it from accidentally rolling.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the scotchmug. Convenient forgetfullness when it's beneficial not to remember the truth. Often seen during jury trials when a witness is asked an embarassing question.
I work my tail off all year but when it comes time for my performace review the boss always seems to have selective amnesia. Mr Oswald, what were you doing in that book depository? Uh, I dont' remember.
by Edword July 31, 2006
Get the selective amnesiamug. A term used to describe a woman who has a slender back and a narrow waist but has unusally wide hips and out of proportion to the rest of her body.
by Edword August 2, 2006
Get the banjo buttmug.