Edword's definitions

prick teaser

A girl or woman who dresses or acts provocatively and flaunts her sexuality to get male attention for the sole purpose of building up her own ego.

She's a real prick teaser. That bikini she's wearing will never see any water except on laundry day. That's not swimwear, it's teasewear.

by Edword July 31, 2006

Cracker

Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.

Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.

Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.

by Edword August 4, 2006

bad eye

To bad eye something is to stare at it with great interest. To scope it out, look it over closely, check it out.

She's a really classy looking lady. Yeah,tell me about it.I was really putting the bad eye on her.

by Edword August 5, 2006

ritecheer

Ritecheer is southern-speak for right here in this location.

Ritecheer in River City? Yep, ritecheer in Rivah City.

by Edword August 5, 2006

Cogswabbled

Absolutely flabbergasted. In great shock and awe.

Frank: “I was completely cogswabbled when I saw the size of that pimple.”

by Edword January 14, 2025

officer material

A mildly derogatory military term for someone who is totally clueless and is therefore obviously incapable of leading others.

He couldn't find his butt in the dark with a flashlight and trips over his own bootlaces. Yeah, he's real officer material all right.

by Edword July 31, 2006

fluff head

Someone who is overly impressed with trivialities, pop culture, fads. Probably isn't capable of looking beyond the obvious or of thinking about anything of consequence other than hair styles, cosmetics, clothes, and how to create an impression on other fluff heads.

She's a real fluff head. She spends several hours polishing her nails, doing her hair, and looking in the mirror.

by Edword July 31, 2006