Edword's definitions

Cogswabbled

Absolutely flabbergasted. In great shock and awe.

Frank: “I was completely cogswabbled when I saw the size of that pimple.”

by Edword January 14, 2025

ritecheer

Ritecheer is southern-speak for right here in this location.

Ritecheer in River City? Yep, ritecheer in Rivah City.

by Edword August 5, 2006

bad eye

To bad eye something is to stare at it with great interest. To scope it out, look it over closely, check it out.

She's a really classy looking lady. Yeah,tell me about it.I was really putting the bad eye on her.

by Edword August 5, 2006

Cracker

Cracker is a derogatory term used by carpet-bagging yankees to describe native Floridians and southerners in general. Yankees feel it is their duty to point out everything they think is wrong with the south, from the way we speak to our customs and foods.

Yankee: You cracker, that isn't the way we do things in New Yawk.

Southerner: Thank you so much for telling us how ignorant and backward we are. By your very presence you have bestowed a great gift upon our un-worthy land which, by the way, you are free to leave at any time. And please, on your way out, do not let the door hit you in the ass.

by Edword August 4, 2006

banjo butt

A term used to describe a woman who has a slender back and a narrow waist but has unusally wide hips and out of proportion to the rest of her body.

She's cute but she's got a real banjo butt crammed into those jeans.

by Edword August 2, 2006

fearless leader

Joking refernce to one of the characters on the television cartoon Rocky and Bullwinkle. May be used to refer satiricly to one's boss or some other authority figure or someone who is in a leadership role.

I don't necessarily need to lead this hike. You can be fearless leader for a change,it's fine with me.

by Edword August 2, 2006

two tube

Two tube is southern slang for a double-barreled shotgun.

Don't mess with him, he's got a two tube loaded with double ought.

by Edword August 2, 2006