An individual that excels in everything they do and makes the impossible possible. An alpha human being. Loved and envied by many. Person of many traits and talents.
Sue: Whoa that person is just the best at everything he does.
Bob: Yea that's a Pzilla. He makes the impossible possible.
The Pillars are:
1) Keep it cheap
2) Any money is your money 3) Clothing left in the street is free game
4) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there's money in the middle)
In 2004 Tejas Pillai the betrayer of Pewdiepie was born. At birth, Tejas was eating fish curry, daal, papadum, and samosa all day long while watching T-series. Many young kids consider Tejas as Gay but he shows equal love to both genders through hugs. Tejas is currently the God of India and all black people. In Pewdiepie's song Bitch lasagne it states "Tejas is nothing but a bitch lasagne" this shows t series is shit to the god of all whites Pewdiepie. To sum Tejas all up in one word it is 'simple but complex'
Kohli: I invented a newCurry Pujara: What are you going to call it
Kohli: Tejas Pillai after our God
Three half-naked, buff asf Aztec men who were once rock hard but still are after an epic awakening scene in Jojo's Bizzare Adventure: Battle Tendency
???: Don't say "Awaken my Master's'" at 3am in the morning or else you'll summon THEM
You at 3 am, in front of the bathroom mirror after contemplating your life: Awaken my Masters?
PILLAR MEN: WHAMMU!! (Awaken theme but with earrape blasts out and you die after seeing the gay Aztec bois)