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“She’s the best of both world. She’s that independent, focused, ambitious queen. She’s a boss. She can handle her own. And she’s as alpha as they come. But at the same time, she knows where to draw the line and be a woman. She has a soft, submissive side, with a heart of gold. She’s affectionate, passionate, and extremely sexual. She knows how to take care of a man. She’s spiritual, selfless, and understand the definition of unconditional love.
She’s it.
She’s the best of both worlds. And whoever God decides to send her,
will be the luckiest man alive”
Pync Is Queen Of Hearts ..❤️
Pync by Gulabigirl November 23, 2021
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pronunciation: peench

1. all purpose word for bad things. (verb, noun, etc.)

2. to suffer an injustice. (verb)

3. exclamation of dismay. (interjection)
1. my mom is being such a pynch!

2. i just got pynched by that traffic cop.

3. PYNCH!
pynch by Gar Hole May 22, 2005

caught the pynch 

got killed. maybe randomly and violently.
i can't believe Bodie caught the pynch in season 4.
caught the pynch by gar hole February 14, 2007

The Pynchon Window 

Experiencing the past, present, and future at the same time.
“The Pynchon Window,” Clara muttered. Looking past the plate glass and into the once-bustling streets, now vacant the faces, footfalls, and soft sweat of the day.

“What was that dear?” Replied her husband, sorting his cards.

‘What was always so important about those cards?’ She wondered briefly, turning back out to the last passage of dusk.

“Just something a friend told me. ‘Once you go out looking for one thing, and you’re late to realize it already passed you by.’ And the whole point of it is... there you were, just being there the whole time. With that window.”

“Peabody’s?”

“Pynchon’s. I liked the name, like some old world steakhouse of nondescript national origin”

Thomas Pynchon 

One of the greatest, most original, and rewarding novelists in the English language.
Thomas Pynchon #1 baby
Thomas Pynchon by anonymous December 2, 2021
to have a vasectomy; to feel emasculated; to have your virility taken away from you.
Despite what he said in public, Sarah Palin's husband felt pynched that his wife was getting all of this attention as a maverick.
pynch by Scottie Banana Hammock January 16, 2009
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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