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to have a vasectomy; to feel emasculated; to have your virility taken away from you.
Despite what he said in public, Sarah Palin's husband felt pynched that his wife was getting all of this attention as a maverick.
pynch by Scottie Banana Hammock January 16, 2009

caught the pynch 

got killed. maybe randomly and violently.
i can't believe Bodie caught the pynch in season 4.
caught the pynch by gar hole February 14, 2007

Ninja Pinch 

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...
I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.
Ninja Pinch by MbØt~Mk.II® March 13, 2015

pinched cheek shuffle 

Quickest way to bathroom after shwarning because if you try to run you will shit your pants.
The officer saw I wasn't lying about why I was speeding after seeing me do pinched cheek shuffle to bathroom and let me go with a warning.

pinching 

In the Cannabis Growing industry, in Canada anyways, pinching refers to removing the growing top parts of a Cannabis plant (called the apical meristems in biology) , and often the grower uses his fingers to remove the young shoots of the plant, thumb & nails as if to pinch something that's why they call it to pinch to chop off the young shoots of the plant, so that the continuing growing part of the plant will divide and later produce more product, more Cannabis smoking material, according to professional growers.
Yo Joey did u alredy pinch these girls or not? Most marijuana growers adopt the pinching method, any cannabis grunt knows that. OMG how many times did u pinch these bushy sluts?
pinching by Ascot1111 November 12, 2019

pinch your guzzy 

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful
Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!
pinch your guzzy by jac-h May 12, 2011
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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