Pussystic

A male’s genitalia (penis) cock, penis etc…

On your fucking knees and address this pussystic!

Bounce on my pussystic.

by 2muchpatron December 24, 2022

pussyfication

A process, in which over a period of time, someone, or a group of people, develops more and more qualities of being a total pussy.

The pussyfication of America's youth was evident by their reactionary outcry after their favorite "toy", facebook, underwent a slight enhancement. Anyone who complained or jumped aboard the complaint bandwagon is a huge fucking pussy and should go move to Afghanistan, where they will have some real fucking issues to whine about, you fuckin pussies.

by TheTeaBag September 8, 2006

Pussyitis

A disease that targets the male species and causes them to be more like the female of the species.

Symptoms
-no longer enjoying the taste of beer.
-no longer liking sports.
-agreeing with your wife.
-listening to your wife.
-choosing to be with your wife instead of drinking beer with the guys/team after the game.
-unquenchable urge to shave your box 24/7.

Cure
-a night out with guys involving borderline alcohol poisoning and a strip club. Patient must be left on his door step and his doorbell rung for his wife to find.

Cure only works in some cases and may take several doses before a full cure can be obtained.

Golfer 1 - "I guess it will just be a threesome today."

Golfer 2 - "Where's Kyle?"

Golfer 1 - "He just called, he's not coming, his scorching case of pussyitis flared up again."

by CMAK in the shwa May 20, 2008

pussystunting

The process of looking so good even females break their necks to get a second look because you look THAT good

Me and my bestie were pussystunting at the club and no one could compare, to US!

by Arinstasia November 28, 2016

pussyjuice

The spicey-sweet secretion which a girl makes in her pussy when she is horny and is ready for fucking. In a healthy girl it has a pleasant, sexy musky smell. If it smells fishy or rancid, or is yellow or green tinged - say your goodbyes! Pussyjuice from a healthy pussy is clear or slightly white depending on the stage of the menstrual cycle. It will probably be cloudy or milky looking if she has recently taken cum in her pussy. Pussyjuice is secreted by glands in the vaginal walls and also by Bartholin's glands near the entrance. Pussyjuice has several functions:

1. It creates an alkaline pH inside the pussy which helps protect against infection.
2. It supports the growth of lactobacillus, again as a barrier to infection. Probiotic yogurt containing lactobacillus cultures has been shown to reduce itching and inflammation when applied inside the vagina. Similarly, lactobacillus capsules or tablets may be inserted directly.
3. It acts as a lubricant.
4. It attracts and arouses men through its pherome content and musky scent.

Contrary to popular belief, a woman does not ejaculate pussyjuice at orgasm. Occasionally, she may lose bladder control and squirt some urine.

Pussyjuice dripped like syrup from her pussylips. It was her nectar, pure and crystal clear. Or maybe it was mysterious ambrosia - the food for the gods.

by O'Flagherty December 9, 2008

Chronic Pussyitis

When someone is a pussy no matter what the situation. People who suffer from it often act like dicks and then get very upset when someone acts like a dick towards them. Children these days are brought up to have chronic pussyitis.

"Alex may be jacked but there's no way he can win a fight because he suffers from Chronic Pussyitis."

by Zander Smith April 21, 2014

Pussymistic

To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.

Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.

by Thanatos13 July 23, 2008