Pussymista

Portuguese term used to refer to someone who is a pessimist by nature and also a cry baby.

- your team is winning 10-0 at half time. You can already celebrate the victory!
- nah, we still have the other half time…
- jeez, you’re such a pussymista

by Narso257 February 11, 2022

PUSSYMOST

PUSSYMOST is a clear sign that the beautiful woman MUST have a MOST lovely flavoured and soft warm pussy.

It's NOT just her BEAUTY and intellect which infects me with desire - she, is the PUSSYMOST - I just can't stop thinking of her!

by FABARM October 20, 2018

pussimist

someone who feels they are in a hopeless situation with a girl

John: I dunno man, I don't think she'll ever like me.
Richard: Stop being such a pussimist, bro. She'll come around.

by the capital T truth June 11, 2006

Pussymistic

To be optimistic about obtaining pussy/vagina, but ultimately failing.

Man, Edward always gets so hyped when he was gonna get some tonight. He's way too pussymistic.

by Thanatos13 July 23, 2008

Pussymeister

An alcoholic beverage consisting of Jägermeister mixed 50:50 with pink lemonade, served over ice.

Alternate Spelling: Püssymeister.

AKA: Jägerpussy, Jägerpüssy, Jägerminge, Jägerflange and Jägerfanny.

I can barely stand up. I had one too many Pussymeisters before we left the house.

by Spambanjo October 16, 2011

Pussymeister

One who is a master of pussy. This person, usually male, can get some pussy whenever he wants and doesn't even have to try. He knows how to get in and out without any of that emotional drama that often comes with pussies. His male peers look upon him as a symbol of hope, for maybe one day they will be half the man that he is.

Person 1: Hey man did you hear about that one guy who got with all of those hot pussies last night?
Person 2: Yeah I heard he was with at least 10 girls at the same time!
Person 1: Man I'm soo jelly. He's such a pussymeister!

by TheRealPussyMeister June 11, 2011

Pussymistic

When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.

Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus

by WTMS369 October 21, 2020