Definitions by WTMS369

Olympic Class Dumbass

me

Teacher: What's n divided by 16?
My head: ORANGUTAN PUSSY, ORANGUTAN PUSSY!
Everyone else: Wow, he's an Olympic Class Dumbass.

Olympic Class Dumbass by WTMS369 January 11, 2021

Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer 

A nickname given to the infamous serial killer, Jeffrey Dahmer. You know, the one that ate parts of his victims. The gay one, yeah!

Alrighty Kids, it's time for!
COOKING LESSONS WITH JEFFREY DAHMER THE PEOPLE NOMMER!

Jeffrey Dahmer the People Nommer by WTMS369 December 5, 2020

Halloween 

Today
I know this won't make sense in November or the next 365 days but ok

Halloween is only cool if your 5 or a drunk teen

Halloween by WTMS369 October 31, 2020

Pussymistic

When you don't give a single fuck about life and you only care about sex.

Jake: *holds up a sign on the corner saying "Come ride the 2 inch train, choo choo!*
Paul: Jake why are you so pussymistic, get a damn life.
Jake: Choo choo, Paul, CHOO FUCKING CHOO.
Paul: Ow my anus

Pussymistic by WTMS369 October 21, 2020

Red 

Sus

"Red Sus", Blue said as Red gave evidence that it was Blue.

Red by WTMS369 October 18, 2020

you fool i 

What one puts as their Among Us username to make it look like this when they get kicked off the ship.

you fool i was/ was not the Impostor

maybe an Impostor remains

you fool i by WTMS369 October 11, 2020

Alpaca Pussy 

A bad feeling of sickness, used like this:

"Hey Steve, sorry if i'm not able to call today. I'm feeling like alpaca pussy and I hope we get to talk soon *insert kiss because the real ones kiss the boys* *ends voicemail*

Steve, listening to that shit: What the absolute hell is this man on.

Alpaca Pussy by WTMS369 September 28, 2020