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armchair psychopath 

A person who fantasizes about damaging others and satisfying only himself from the comfort of his own living room.
He may be an armchair psychopath because all he ever watches are those gritty, violence-laden crime shows on television.
armchair psychopath by Dr Bunnygirl December 13, 2018

Violent vindictive psychopath 

A violent vindictive psychopath is one who will beat people up for no apparent reason, and then, will often make up stories about how it was their victims fault, or that nothing actually happened.

Usually they end up beating up their wives/girlfriends, and often they have violent tempers which many people around them don't know about.
Sean was a violent vindictive psychopath when he tried to repeatedly kick in the skull of that innocent guy.

psychopath 

When I watching the Bachelorette, Luke P looked up the definition of a psychopath and it was a photo of him
psychopath by kale1116 June 3, 2019

Bluetooth psychopath 

A person who hacks into an unwitting stranger’s Bluetooth device by clandestinely pairing which he does to obtain personal information about that person.
When I met him and he charmed me with his intuitions about me, I never dreamed he was a Bluetooth psychopath.

psychopathic

Superficially charming, psychopaths make a good first impression on others and will often strike observers as remarkably normal. Yet they are dishonest, self-centered, and unreliable, and at times they engage in irresponsible behavior for no apparent reason other than the sheer fun of it. Largely devoid of guilt, they have casual and callous interpersonal and romantic relationships. Psychopaths often offer excuses or make up elaborate lies for their reckless and often outrageous actions, placing blame on others instead. They almost never learn from their mistakes, plan for the future or realize the reprocussions of their actions, and they have difficulty inhibiting their impulses.
My wife is psychopathic. She steals my prescriptions pain meds when she can and sometimes blocks me in the room where I lock up my pills until I give her some. She has had me arrested when I wouldn't give in and after hours of this I pushed my way out of the room and she had her 9 year old daughter run next door to call the cops on me. I was arrested for stopping her from making a 911 phone call. When I got out of jail the next day I found out she and her kids spent the night breaking into my safe. She took all my pills and any money I had in there and destroyed my safe. The new safe I bought has a key override but I locked the keys inside. She hired someone to pick the lock and she got one of the keys out and kept it. After 4 days I noticed my pill count was extremely low for a 3 day old script. She denied it until I recorded her doing it. I filled the key hole with two part epoxy. I couldn't even make the rent more than a few times cause she would get ahold of my debit card, pull out cash and buy pills. I had two new cars that were repo'ed and owe over 90k on loans and credit cards since we got married in 2011. She accepted a summons from a debt collector on 7/1/14 and I didn't know about it until I got a letter in the mail stating I failed to appear and lost by default. She does not work or collect any income. She doesn't even sweep the floor or do the dishes. Hell, the only thing she does is sit on the couch, drink Mountain dew, smoke like a chimney and watch tv.
psychopathic by SubHuman752 August 1, 2014

Psychopathical 

Always over analyzing every detail of the most minute thing until you act like a psychopath.
Your being Psychopathical again! Knock it off you psycho!
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So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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