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puriteen 

A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.
Puriteen: "OMG THIS DRAWING IS SO PROBLEMATIC DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE ATTACK THIS PERSON!"
Rational adult: "My account says it's 18+. You're not even supposed to be here, you weird puriteen."
puriteen by gulk October 28, 2023
Word of the Day on June 29, 2025
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Puteen is a teen has been indoctrinated in school to love and respect the supreme leader Putin.
Friend 1: Hey, look, isn't that guy Sergey?
Friend 2: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.
Puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022
A teenager who is a fan of Putin.
Example one:

Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.

Example two:

Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.
puteen by Gaboantsa March 4, 2022
Square patch of pubic hair that is found on a womens viagna.
Your pussy looks very nice with that pustee u shaved today.
Pustee by Ben the Jew Fridman January 15, 2008
A man extremely talented at cooking Crystal Methamphetamine. Knows the business in and out. When working together with a Kabir has the potential to create a monopoly on the drug industry.
You should befriend a Parteek. He could really help you out one day
Parteek by Tobias_012 November 14, 2019
The next level of discomfort (and color) after ‘blue balls’.
Hey, how you doing buddy”?
“Ok, but gotta nasty case of the purpees”

“Damn, good luck with that”
Purpees by Sir Dylan January 15, 2021