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puriteen
A (almost always) young person on the internet who thinks that the internet has to conform to being entirely sfw, and puts all of their time and energy into attempting to police art and media for any remote depiction of sexuality they personally disagree with. They are often seen screaming in comments sections and making personal attacks against nsfw artists over a drawing, when their anger would be better directed towards real people who genuinely advocate for harmful behavior.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.
Keep in mind, immature adults can also have the mentality of a child and fit this definition.
Puriteen: "OMG THIS DRAWING IS SO PROBLEMATIC DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT RIGHT NOW. EVERYONE ATTACK THIS PERSON!"
Rational adult: "My account says it's 18+. You're not even supposed to be here, you weird puriteen."
Rational adult: "My account says it's 18+. You're not even supposed to be here, you weird puriteen."
puteen
Example one:
Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.
Example two:
Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.
Friend one: Isn't that guy J.?
Friend two: Yeah, it's him. He's a puteen.
Example two:
Friend one: You like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: Yes, you like Putin.
Friend two: No, I don't like Putin.
Friend one: You are a puteen.
Friend two: No, I'm not.
Friend one: Yes, you are a puteen.
Pustee
Pustee by Ben the Jew Fridman January 15, 2008
Parteek
A man extremely talented at cooking Crystal Methamphetamine. Knows the business in and out. When working together with a Kabir has the potential to create a monopoly on the drug industry.
Parteek by Tobias_012 November 14, 2019
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