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The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.
I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.
putee by sxdavey January 12, 2012
Words you can keep
Slang for an amputee.
I love me some putee porn, check out this threesome; come to think of it this is more like a two and a halfsome.
putee by Bweahns April 24, 2011
Related Words
putee puteed Puteen Puteershimts Man-putee Puneet pute Puter pueef puree
adam: 3 second rule haha!
katy: I want my putee back :(
putee by Katy-love January 25, 2007

Man-putee 

A man who has lost all of his male qualities due to being pussy whipped by a dominant wife. He will excessively talk about his feelings and fall in love with every woman he meets and then publicly cry when he gets dumped
Yea I dated this guy from work for like 4 weeks and he ate French fancies for breakfast and cried watching "the voice"... he was such a man-putee
Man-putee by Fi69 May 3, 2020
Puteri means princess

She's a beautiful person but she never realized it . Puteri always end up loving the wrong person . She acts like she doesnt care about you but the truth is she does , she just hates how she cant stop "caring" about you . Once she loves someone she cant stop . She's different because she can girliest girl you'll ever meet or the most boyish girl you'll ever meet. Puteri is a person you can rely on because she'll always be there for no matter how bad the things are. She loves to GIVE her friends advice and help them out with their problems but she has a hard time LISTENING to other people's advice . Fun to be around . Can be a bit judgy sometimes but nothing serious . Always sees the good in others eventho its not there . Such a jokester. Can be so clueless sometimes especially when it comes to love . She can be a bit impatient and love to take risks .
Omg puteri is such a great person !
puteri by themanoftheworld December 29, 2017

Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Potty putter by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013
The interjection one yells while one's fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. Short for "put em up."
You just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? Putemup! Putemup.
putemup by spudart January 5, 2012
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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