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Slang for an amputee.
I love me some putee porn, check out this threesome; come to think of it this is more like a two and a halfsome.
putee by Bweahns April 24, 2011
Related Words
putee • puteed • Puteen • Puteershimts • Man-putee • Puneet • pute • Puter • pueef • puree
adam: 3 second rule haha!
katy: I want my putee back :(
putee by Katy-love January 25, 2007

Man-putee 

A man who has lost all of his male qualities due to being pussy whipped by a dominant wife. He will excessively talk about his feelings and fall in love with every woman he meets and then publicly cry when he gets dumped
Yea I dated this guy from work for like 4 weeks and he ate French fancies for breakfast and cried watching "the voice"... he was such a man-putee
Man-putee by Fi69 May 3, 2020
Puteri means princess

She's a beautiful person but she never realized it . Puteri always end up loving the wrong person . She acts like she doesnt care about you but the truth is she does , she just hates how she cant stop "caring" about you . Once she loves someone she cant stop . She's different because she can girliest girl you'll ever meet or the most boyish girl you'll ever meet. Puteri is a person you can rely on because she'll always be there for no matter how bad the things are. She loves to GIVE her friends advice and help them out with their problems but she has a hard time LISTENING to other people's advice . Fun to be around . Can be a bit judgy sometimes but nothing serious . Always sees the good in others eventho its not there . Such a jokester. Can be so clueless sometimes especially when it comes to love . She can be a bit impatient and love to take risks .
Omg puteri is such a great person !
puteri by themanoftheworld December 29, 2017

Potty putter 

The dumbest fucking idea ever invented.
Wife - "Oh honey I bought you the potty putter so you can play a game while taking a nasty shit."
Husband - "you stupid bitch. I already play battle shits!"
Potty putter by Mac Long Dong June 6, 2013
The interjection one yells while one's fists are raised and is requesting that the other person engage in a brawl. Short for "put em up."
You just ate all my milk chocolate covered toffee popcorn!? Putemup! Putemup.
putemup by spudart January 5, 2012
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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