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When you're poor and a Czech.
You're such a purček you can't even afford a meal.
Purček by Artahir July 15, 2018
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Jack Purcells 

A shoe named after the legendary 1930’s court champion, Jack Purcell. Eternally hip and understated, this is the maverick shoe of simplicity. It's design is has been virtually unchanged since the 1930’s. It is a clean and bold casual court shoe and it's subtleness has transcended time.

It's generally worn by the ALT-crowd and manufactured by Converse. Clothing designer John Varvatos has collaborated with Converse to make some pretty nifty Jack Purcell styles recently.
Yeah...Converse All-Stars are cool...but the coolest people on the planet wear Jack Purcells.
Jack Purcells by Bob July 7, 2004
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"The way he touches me is soooooo purcell"

"That is totally purcell"
Purcell by supremehighlander July 9, 2006

Purcellville, VA 

(1)The only place that has hicks, metrosexuals, thugs, cowboys, and preps.(2)Place where Ya'll can be used by a very well educated, upper-class person in any circumstance.(3) Only place where tractors are used as get-away cars and clowns rob banks.(4) People who graduated in 2004 can say "when I was in high school..." lines to kids 2 grades below them.
"When I was in high school, there was only one major development. It was Kingsbridge, and it was one third the size it is now."
Purcellville, VA by Alex Miller April 12, 2005
Often referred to as the "Mer Man" or the "Chinese Sasquatch" a Purcell is a rare, mysterious creature, that is closely related to Big Foot. Purcells are native to the Ozark region of southern Missouri and are often spotted near rivers or campgrounds. They are known for their distinctive "mer mer mer" call which is believed to be either a mating call or battle cry. Although Purcells are seemingly dangerous they are in fact harmless and can be domesticated to be strong workers due to their ability to lift over 300 pounds. If approached by a "merring" Purcell, it is best to simply "mer" back at it and slowly walk away without making eye contact.
Did you here that mer? A Purcell must be near.

Don't take boxed wine camping, it only attracts Purcells.

Never mess with a Purcell Kyle.

Katie and Steve tried to tame the wild Purcell, but their lack of experience coupled with the intensity of the merring made the feat virtually impossible.

Abby and Bryan took their mer calls and binoculars and went Purcell watching for a weekend getaway.
Purcell by BK22 May 27, 2010

Cody Purcell 

This is the name of a guy who is hotter than deez. DEEZ NUTS that is. He is very epic, cool, and a Demi-god at MarioKart and he will kick your ass in it. He is a part of the “Kickassers” who all have independently beat up Shaggy at full power. He is the only member besides Sugma. Also he’s pretty tall I guess. He can also definitely do a kick flip, he just is rusty.
Woman: Cody Purcell

Other Woman: Ooga Booga go back to McDonalds

Other Other Woman: 🥜

Mr. Krabs: MONEY MONEY MONEY!

purcelled 

For a male to be used by a woman. It could be for a date, a lay, or a meal, but reciprocation is not received by the man. After the woman gets what she wants, she stops speaking to the man, pretending he does not exist.
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Dude, that girl stone cold purcelled you.
purcelled by Incredibulk January 19, 2010
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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