puceks

(poo-checks) pl. noun. the hairy areas on the back of the neck that tend to grow faster than the rest of the head. more typically seen in shorter hairdos on males. derived from the high school teacher of the same name who inspired mocking teens to trim these rapidly growing hair patches more frequently.

hey wolfman!!! maybe you should trim up those puceks!! rawr!!!

hairdresser: "just gotta trim up your puceks and youre all done"
customer: "they get outta control so fast, thanks"

by erasmas January 16, 2011

Pucks in deep

Getting the puck into the dirty areas and the only thing hockey players say during an interview.

Reporter: How do you think you will be able to keep the lead in the 3rd period?

Hockey player: Ya you know, we just gotta get pucks in deep and get pucks to the net.

Reporter 2: What will it take to get by boston in the first round of the ploffs?

Player: You know, we gotta get pucks in deep, pucks to the net, and get in the dirty areas.

Reporter: Thanks for your time frank

Player: We gotta get pucks in deep and pucks to the net.

by Fuck eh April 7, 2019

pucksnaps

Best snapchat of all time. Includes anything that is ferda bois. Pucksluts, Letty, Chaw, first rounders and post smash pics ferda bois.

Brent: Add pucksnaps51 on snapchat!

by ferdabois February 28, 2017

Bag of pucks

A term used by hockey fans to quantify the value of a player. The team that owns the rights to a player worth a bag of pucks, would be happy to trade that player for the smallest return possible.

Sabres fans-If our rookie isn't ready yet, we will need a temporary fix at center.

Canadian fans-You can have Scott Gomez for a bag of pucks.

by hockey fan January 22, 2013

puckster

A person who operates a computer or some system on behalf of somebody else.

(from the old Irish puck for push, punch or strike)
In world War II, pucksters would push wooden blocks across large War Room maps to show where units were on the battlefield.

In school, the teacher designated a student to be a puckster to click to the next page in her PowerPoint presentation.

by Himse1f October 21, 2005

puckslut

Girl who sleeps with hockey players. Frequently heard on northern college campuses.

Damn, ain't nothin' but pucksluts up in this bitch. I'mma be wordcouch bombing/word tonight.

by d00d June 11, 2003

pony pucks

Equine excrement, as used in an exclamation by COL Sherman T. Potter, M*A*S*H* 4077th.

Radar: "Umm, sir? HQ says they won't have any more nurses available until next month..."

COL Potter: "PONY PUCKS!"

by JoeyDonuts November 2, 2009