Punkey

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Someone who is highly annoying, extremly boring and has the overall personality of a rock. Punkeys come in all shapes and forms some may be fat and others may have horoscope tattoos. They all however share the same traits of cockblocking, bad direction, stalking, obsession and talking rubbish.

Tristan : " Did you see Johann today?"

Samir: "Johann? Man that guy is a real Punkey"

Tristan: "I know right thank god he isn't here"

Punkey by Samir_Rk December 13, 2012

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mourch punkey

that same as porch monkey. just sounds cooler

hay man get up yout acting like a mourch punkey

mourch punkey by thatguywiththeface February 16, 2009

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Punkey • mourch punkey • punk eye • ponkey • Punker • punked • punky • Pukey • Punkerslut • punky brewster

Pukey Dec

The term for a young boy who is an alcoholic and who's dad owns a law firm

" Did you see what Pukey Dec did tonight?"

"Yeah, tonight was wild."

Pukey Dec by Swimkoeberle February 14, 2018

pukey dukes

Something my dad and grandpa called motorcyclists when we traveled.

Oh, look at them Pukey Dukes.

pukey dukes by Dalagaloco May 13, 2017

Punky Crisps

A phoney-bologna fictitious fake non-existant breakfast cereal; the label on the lids of some recycling bins clearly show a box of Punky Crisps cereal but I've never heard of it and I don't know where to purchase this product.

You can drop the following items into this bin:

LIFESTYLE magazine
Computer News magazine
MAD magazine
Punky Crisps cereal boxes
TIME magazine

Punky Crisps by Telephony July 23, 2014

Punky Brewster

When you go ass to ass with your partner using a double sided dildo.

Hey man, I heard you gave your girl a Punky Brewster.

Punky Brewster by PunkyBrewster69 December 2, 2019

punkenheimer

A person or an entity that derives immense pleasure in punking people relentlessly.

Stay away from that dude unless you enjoy being punked, he's a punkenheimer

punkenheimer by velocirex January 17, 2015

Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026