pundemic

A highly infectious contagion in which unfortunate word games spread from one victim to another until the entire nearby population is groaning in pain.

Jack suddenly shouted, "Can February March? No, but April May", laughing uproarious at his own stellar wit. Stan replied, "Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy" smirking at his one-upsmanship, neither hearing the quiet groaning coming from each side of the table - a tragic symptom of the viral pundemic. It was irreversible. Sue chimed in, "Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak."

by Monkey's Dad June 8, 2021

Pundemic

The widespread use of cracking bad jokes about a deadly disease.

- "Did you hear the last joke about the corona....?

It is a pundemic...

- Dude, people are dying of coronavirus!

You should take it seriously, it is a pandemic, not a "pundemic."

by vetclinician March 27, 2020

Pandemic P

Nickname for Paul George, a toxic player who underperforms in the playoffs

Pandemic P had more turnovers (5) yhan field goals made last night

by marcfont September 20, 2020

Pandemic Life

A term used post-COVID-19 for life as we now know it.

She inquired about our new normal, asking “So how’s Pandemic Life?”

by Dr Bunnygirl April 6, 2020

Pandemic Pussy

An individual who is afraid to do things outside of the house due to their fear of catching the VID. If these people do leave their homes, they generally wear a mask outdoors and sanitize their hands every 10 seconds.

My friend is too much of a pandemic pussy to go anywhere. I once saw him hiking in the woods miles away from the closest human and he still had a mask on. He even wears his mask in his sleep and bathes in purell

by Senor Dank Nugs October 19, 2021

pandemicon

The Pandemicon is a contemporary surveillance assemblage. It emerges when a pandemic disease forces the State to use novel forms of governance and control, such as curfews, quarantines, health testing, tracking cell phone data, border closures, etc. The measures are not new, but they are only brought together in this way during a pandemic, and often outlive the disease itself.

Have you heard they track cell-phone data of bug-carriers and carry out mandatory testing in Singapore? Yeah...they've perfected the Pandemicon there.

by Sardanapalus March 31, 2020

Pandemic-Pants

The loose fitting or elastic pants most are wearing while working from home. Note, some believe that by wearing tight pants that they can avoid the weight gain know as the 'quarantine-fifteen.'

Karen was convinced that if she avoided pandemic-pants and only wore pants with zippers, that she could avoid the inevitable quarantine-fifteen.

by JaneGordon.com May 11, 2020