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pummel the porcelain

This describes taking an urgent dump in the toilet.
After the chili special, I had to go pummel the porcelain!
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Shit Pumped 

To get absolutely destroyed by something or lose by a great margin. Usually used in competition, like hockey.
We fucken shit pumped those pussy's last night 8-1 eh.
Shit Pumped by Tiim Hooker February 23, 2009

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles
lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max
pumped on mic by muph August 4, 2021

Pumped Up Kicks 

A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.

If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"

Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."
When someone opens a can or bottle but only drinks 1-2 sips then forgets it.
Only drinking a sip of a drink and forgetting about it.

Latin Potum-iners meaning Drink lazy
"Who pummed this drink? it's barely touched!"
"Dont invite the Smith's they're a bunch of pummers,they never finish their drinks!"
"My kids are huge pummers, they never finish their drinks!"
Pummer by Alexander williams December 9, 2013

Pumped and Dumped

Essentially, Pumping and Dumping refers to chopping and screwing a dubstep song. Much like Dj-Screw chopped dirty south bangers, pumping and dumping lowers the pitch and tempo of the song, and emphasizes the LFO wobbles. It actually resembles Purple more than dubstep. And there is more chopping, to the point where only the skeletal structure of the song is faintly present. This began Sept 22, 2011 and was created by B-Pride.
Yo! You hear that new Caspa joint!? B-Pride pumped and dumped the shit out of that track, that filthy felon!
Pumped and Dumped by heavyhispanic September 23, 2011
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
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