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M1 Garand: PING!
by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

A Republican Senator from South Carolina that frequently plays ass-grab with John McCain, and Joe Lieberman. Attempted to gain the Republican Party presidential ticket in the 2016 election course, but suspended his campaign due to low poll numbers and absence of support.
Lindsey Graham called Republican candidate and now president Donald Trump a "jackass." Trump later came back by calling Graham a idiot, and releasing out his personal cell phone number.
by BlenderThatBlendsThings February 1, 2017

A diss track made by Ice Cube aimed at his former band mates from N.W.A. and their manger, Jerry Heller. After shots where taken at him in the songs "100 Miles and Runnin'" "Real Niggaz" "A Message to B.A" and "Alwayz Into Somthin". The song samples the first 7 seconds, and the baseline of the 1970's song "Dazz" for its instrumental. Various lines from the song such as "You lookin' like straight bozos, I saw it comin', that's why I went solo" and "Get rid of that devil real simple, put a bullet in his temple!" has made this track, and "Hit Em' Up" by Tupac widely regarded as the best/strongest diss tracks.
"It ain't my fault, one nigga got smart, and they rippin' your asshole apart. By takin' your green, oh yeah, The Villain does get fucked with No Vaseline." - Ice Cube
by BlenderThatBlendsThings October 29, 2016

A group of retards; could be used either referring the literal definition (I.E. severely physically/cognitively impaired individuals) or just a brigade of dumbasses. Sometimes extended to "Crayon Crunching Crew"—which adds emphasis to the fact that the people being referred to with such namesake are extra retarded.
1: "Hey, there's the crayon crew coming out of the life-skills class, I feel bad for those tard wranglers."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
2: "Sorry guys, the crayon crew wants me to hang out today."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings June 20, 2019

A song made by Foster The People named after the luxury footwear. It's known for it's particularly upbeat yet unsettling musical composition/instrumental, and dark lyrics regarding a troubled youth named "Robert" who has fantasies of shooting up his school.
If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
If you hear someone humming this song... particularly if they're white, named Eugene, have a bowl haircut, wear a trench coat/fedora/tie under shirt/etc., sport a neck beard, and/or if they have known association with the brony, weaboo, or furry fandom. It's best if you vacate the premises ASAP.
Ted: "I got my pumped up kicks"
Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."
Scott: "Then I saw Eugene in his trench coat, looking at furries on DeviantArt, and humming Pumped Up Kicks reach into his backpack."
by BlenderThatBlendsThings July 6, 2018

A movie about semi-anthropomorphic wolves made in 2010. So basically, an omega wolf, who's a complete jackass named Humphrey, and an alpha wolf named Kate, who's literally and figuratively a bitch get relocated to Idaho, and must get home before their packs wage death and destruction on each other. but they face many problems, such having get away from 3 bears who want to brutally maul them to death, an angry French guy who almost blasts them with a 12 gauge(with slightly better aim than a stormtrooper), a psychopath sadistic mom, and... not to mention the infinite amount of sexual jokes... this is a PG rated kids film?
Jackson: I saw Alpha and Omega today...
Marcus: What did you think?
Jackson: Its an R rated film in a PG movie's clothing
Marcus: What did you think?
Jackson: Its an R rated film in a PG movie's clothing
by BlenderThatBlendsThings November 12, 2016

How woke ass individuals say "nigga", "negro", "nig nig", "n-word", "niggaboo", "nigger" "niggah", and/or derivatives thereof.
Niggas who say "nigga" - 1+2 = gucci gang
Guys whom utter "negro" - The Bizon is the best gun in GS:GO
Dudes whomst vocalize "negroid" - *Watches Rick and Morty regularly"
Personages whomst'd've enunciate "negroidian" - *Knows the moon landings where faked on the moon, and makes it to day 32 of Dick Destroy December*
Guys whom utter "negro" - The Bizon is the best gun in GS:GO
Dudes whomst vocalize "negroid" - *Watches Rick and Morty regularly"
Personages whomst'd've enunciate "negroidian" - *Knows the moon landings where faked on the moon, and makes it to day 32 of Dick Destroy December*
by BlenderThatBlendsThings November 17, 2018
