Pulching

The sexual act of fisting the anus until it is wide and deep enough for you to fill with the 3 dominant ingredients to trifle. Jam, custard and sponge.

The 'pulcher' then commits to anal sex with the 'pulchee', and causing the ingredients to mix into a tasty treat.

The 'pulcher' then consumes the mixture through a combination of excretion and felching.

Dude A: "Man, my girlfriend wants to try pulching."

Dude B: "LAWL!!111ooneone!! Hope you like trifle.. /smirk"

by TeamPwnz0r July 11, 2008

pulch

A word that was stolen from me, and I want it back!

"Hmm Deved, I cannae think of a decent insult so I'll just call you pulch"

by Foyf January 28, 2003

pulch

also known as a buke. A combination of belching with a little puke coming up.

I drank that beer too fast and I pulched some of it back up.

She was giving him a blow job, tried to swallow, and pulched what she had just swallowed.

by duo toros September 04, 2011

Pulching

Putting mulch residue on your balls and having a girl lick it off.

My girl was pulching me the other night, it was crazy

by April 03, 2024