mulch

splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.

I really mulched the loo after after that vegetarian meal at Carole's.

by senior lipschitz January 29, 2005

mulch

When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.

Dude, that excision beat was so dirty I was just rolling in the mulch

by mulch queen September 15, 2016

mulch

dingleberries, left over scrogglings

I went to toss my girl's salad and all I ran into some mulch

by tim-tim April 07, 2004

mulch

Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose

"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"

You mulch face!

"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"

by Mulchmeister December 28, 2005

mulch

Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.

The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.

I added half oz of mulch with my weed when making brownies.

I smoke my mulch when I am really dry.

by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 04, 2013

mulch

Female ejaculation on a males private parts.

Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.

Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.

When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.

After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!

by Bama mama November 04, 2007

Mulch

A mulch is an annoying human being whose presence is simply futile and irrelevant.

*intervenes conversation*

"ugh, go away you mulch"

by A.Tweirdrandomdefinitions November 10, 2019