splattered poo that sticks to the back of the toilet bowl after flushing. Frequently chunky and/or fibrous, thus resembling the landscaping product.
by senior lipschitz January 30, 2005
When the dubstep beat is dirtier than dirt and filthier than filth that the bass waves seem to radiate heat and pure stankiness, similar to a large pile of dank mulch.
by mulch queen September 16, 2016
by tim-tim April 07, 2004
Mulch is a strange brown substance made from rotting waste. it can be used for anything and the word can be used for any purpose
"hello can i order a Mcmulch burger please"
You mulch face!
"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"
You mulch face!
"i would like to buy 8 kilos of your finest mulch good sir!"
by Mulchmeister November 17, 2005
Marijuana that has already been vaped by a vaporizer.
The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.
The word came into use because vaped weed looks like mulch.
by SmokeyMcPotHead2 February 04, 2013
Female ejaculation on a males private parts.
Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.
Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.
When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
Useally refferd to when an older man has sexual intercourse with a younger blonde female.
Brought into population after the teacher student sex scandels in Alabama.
When a teacher states that he needs mulch that's the "codeword" for a student to meet up with the teacher afterwords for sexual intercourse.
After she got out of class she stayed for some extra credit, she helped me lay down the mulch and man did it smell strong!
by Bama mama October 19, 2007
by A.Tweirdrandomdefinitions November 10, 2019