Puitar

‘The act of holding a woman like a guitar and playing her pussy lips’ make sure to have chapstick in case the lips start to get dry and cracked. It is important to keep this instrument properly moistened.

“He played her like a puitar”
“Come to my place and try out my puitar”

by SimplyFlamingo7 July 27, 2023

pubtard

The various forms of griefers, trolls, and general idiots who populate 30-70% of public servers for online games.

I tried to play last night, but the server was full of grenade-spamming pubtards calling each other "Nigger".

by ExMockingbird March 7, 2009

pritard

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

by livebythesword June 4, 2009

pvitarpreet

the annoying short but very crackhead vibes person... They will spam you. also its SPELL

oh look at that pvitarpreet such a dumbass

by AkinCentaur9241/patrick October 26, 2020

puntarded

A male who has no idea what he is doing in bed. Retarded when it comes to the PUN.

Eddie: Am I good at eating pun?
Jess: Yeah, you're not puntarded.
Eddie: Sweet!

by SkankyChicken November 21, 2013

Putaria

(noun) dirty stuff in a sexual way

“Solta a putaria nessa porra”
“Free the nasty things in this fuck”

by BrazilianFunk July 20, 2018

Pritard

A person that drives a Prius. Pertains to Most prius drivers with a mental handicap when driving a Prius.

aagghhhh crap i'm stuck behind another pritard

by BB The Clown September 18, 2012