pritard 

The driver of a toyota Prius. Overcome by smugness and self righteousness, Prius drivers not only fail to realize they drive a piece of shit. They also fail at driving, and generally life eg. The Pritard in the car dealership will happily agree to pay 50% over ticket price.

Pritards replaced Volvo drivers, and actually surpass them for their demonstration of blind stupidity on the road.

Oi Pritard. You drive like my mothers bitch.

Damn near killed me, Old Chinese lady driving like a pritard.

pritard by livebythesword June 4, 2009

Pritard 

A person that drives a Prius. Pertains to Most prius drivers with a mental handicap when driving a Prius.

aagghhhh crap i'm stuck behind another pritard

Pritard by BB The Clown September 18, 2012

Pritard 

The cuckhold retard driving the Prius in front of you, who is so who is so self conscious about his poor choice of transportation, that he must make all around him share his misery by refusing to drive an acceptable speed or allow others to pass.

Argh, If that pritard in front of me doesn't speed up there's going to be a toyota hood ornament on my F350.

Pritard by toaster2944 May 24, 2011

pritard 

A Prius driver hypermiling in the fast lane

The driver of the Prius demonstrated his enormous inconsideration and puny intelligence by driving 10 miles below the speed limit in the fast lane, trailed by dozens of agitated drivers flipping him off. It was a clearly a an example of driving like a pritard

pritard by Lord Writestoowell October 4, 2016

pretarded 

When an unborn child is destined to be retarded because one or both of the people that will be raising him are both stupid.

that poor pretarded fetus, he will have a difficult life.

pretarded by Xenoflame April 19, 2003

pretard

A young retard or tard

Someone destined to be stupid due to the stupidity of one or both parents

Rachel, you are a pretard

Their child will be pretarded

pretard by Pretard King December 30, 2003

Protard 

A term used aboard merchant vessels when setting ship's chronometer forward after crossing time zones.

Remember to protard your clock tonight so you don't arrive late to watch.

Protard by prosavage August 21, 2021